"I know a lot of people make fun of Hanson, but you know something? I don't give a rip!"

"Puff Greenie uh-uh."

"Oh sorry wrong video. I thought we were doing like Martha Stewert does... food."

"Puppies are all warm and squishy inside, especially when the pee on you."

"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom!"

"If I were describing it in a nutshell it would be kinda hard, considering I can't get in a nutshell because I'm a little too big. But, if it were a large nutshell I would attempt it and then I would probably...okay...whatever."

"She's [Zoe] got her own apartment now, she's bored with us. She's movin' out, she said,"Bye, guys."

"I got into a fist fight once because a guy picked on Tay. He was a friend and he threw Taylor against a wall and made his nose bleed. I got really mad. He wasn't a friend after that."

"Oh my gosh! We're not social! We live in boxes! We don't know people!"

"Brunettes are cool!"

"Zac was fighting her! Zac was like 'No! No!,' and if Jenny McCarthy tackled me, I'd be like,'Lay it on me!'"

"I will come to you, don't worry about it! You just stay in that seat 'cos I'm commin' baby!"

"They [Taylor and Zac] don't get too out of hand, usually. But, it took them a while to learn how to pay attention during interviews and how to act in meetings with the record company people. You can not throw food anytime you are sitting around a big table, unless it's at home. That is the big lesson they needed to learn. Honestly, at home they would get in trouble for that too!"

"If I see a cool chick in the street, I'll watch her going by, won't I?"

"Zac's more likely to get married than I am! I wish there was someone who'd want to marry me!"

"Zac's the drummer. If he wants to polka.......we polka."

"Yeah, then you get the proposals. 'Will you marry me???' Uh, wait a second, hold on. First of all, I'm seventeen years old. Second of all, uh, we've spent a few minutes together. A relationship, it helps."

"I guess I'm the only REAL man here."

"Taylor's very good at being sneaky."

"First of all, I'd have boobs! Aargh! No, part of who we are is that we're guys and we have this thing going on..."

"We've flown the Concord many times. And this lady comes up to me and goes, 'Excuse me Sir, Would you like some caviar?' I'm going, 'First of all, I don't like caviar. Second of all, it's eight o'clock in the freakin' morning, for the love of God!"